EPI INDEX 2

Journey into Jeopardy by Jo Anzalone

DIRECTLY CONTINUED FROM THE
END OF TORONTO TRIBULATIONS

 

Wherein the cast arrives in eastern Pennsylvania for a combined take-off of at least eleven movies, based mostly on Signs and The Village, with a bit of Smallville, Field of Dreams, River Wild, Legends of the Fall, The Four Feathers, Twister, Tuck Everlasting, Far and Away, and A Walk in the Clouds thrown in

Nine - a transitional chapter

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Someone asked me about the names in Jeopardy, so I thought I'd make some sorta charty sorta thingie. Most of you have probably seen most of the movies in question, but mayhap the names have slipped away. Lots of them had from my brain cells, I know! Sooooooooo:

SIGNS:
Graham Hess played by Mel Gibson in epi is played by Himself so is Russham
Merrill, Graham's brother, played by Joaquin in epi is played by Zack so is Zackhill
Morgan, Graham's son, played by Rory Culkin in epi is played by Andy so is Andygan
Bo, Graham's daughter is being done by Susan Guildford so is Susbo

TWISTER:
Bill Harding played by Bill Paxton in epi is Biebe so is Biebill
Jo Harding played by Helen Hunt in epi is Penny(BugPugMom, aka Bug) so is Jug

FAR AND AWAY:
Joseph Donnelly played by Tom Cruise is Bud so is Budeph Whitelly
Shannon Christie played by Nicole Kidman in epi is Berti so is Bertannon

THE VILLAGE:
Lucius Hunt (Joaquin again) is Jeff so is Jeffius
Ivy Walker (Bryce Howard, Ron's daughter) is Marti so is Martvy
If I deal with her father, Edward Walker, it will be Egan and he will also be Angus Tuck
from Tuck Everlasting as John Hurt played them both, and so will be Egusward...but I'm
not at all sure I'm gonna go there!!!

SMALLVILLE:
Clark Kent is Sid as Sidark (Sidrk) Kentimus
Jonathan Kent is Maximus...Maxathon Kentimus
Martha Kent is Joimus...Jotha Kentimus
Lex Luthor is Hando...Handex Crowethor
Lionel Luthor, his dad, is Jack Aubrey...Jackonel Crowethor
Chloe, the reporter, is Ando...Andoe (2 syllables)
Lang Lang is Bunny as Bunna Bang
Pete, Clark's friend, is Arthur as Pethur

TUCK EVERLASTING:
Jesse Tuck will be Cort, probably as Cockt or some such
Winnie Foster is Sue the Vile as, appropriately, Sinnie

THE RIVER WILD:
Tom is Terry as Terryom
Gail, his wife, played by Meryl Streep, is annsmac as annsail

LEGENDS OF THE FALL:
Tristan Ludlow (Brad Pitt) is Nash as Nashtan
Susannah (Julia Ormond) is Franki as Frankianna
Isabel, who loves Tristan, is Beck as Beckabel

THE FOUR FEATHERS:
Ethne (Kate Hudson) is Ute as Uthne
Lt. Harry Faversham (Heath Ledger) is Jeffrey as Jeffarry
Abou Fatma was Djimon Hounsou and I may keep him just to confuse Maximus

FIELD OF DREAMS:
Ray Kinsella (Kevin Costner) is Lachlan Curry as probably Lachlay or Lachray or some such
Annie, his wife (Amy Madigan) is Wanda as Wannie
Shoeless Joe Jackson (Ray Liotta) is Jim Braddock as Shoeless Jim Braddson
Flipflopless Jewelie was invented just for Julie (Jewelie)
Dr. Archibald Graham...if I use him...will be Colin as Colinbald
Karin (Ray's daughter) will be Eryn as Keryn

A WALK IN THE CLOUDS:
I fouled up with Johnny and Andy, alas, when I went for the dishes in the cellar
and so am gonna have to rework Keanu's character of Paul Sutton who was gonna
be Andy with Victoria Aragon as Anna being Annatoria Aragorn...ack, ack, ack

Anyway, hope this helps!! Hang in there...it can only get...um...worse! In fact, after a bit, I dropped the name thing and went back to what passes for normal in epis.
Jo

(Sid Wonka is merely a continuation of and a part of Journey Into Jeopardy that Marti gave its own name to on Enchantments.....it takes place in and around the Hershey Chocolate Factory and the Amish country of Eastern PA)



Sid Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

(Further Jeopardies)

WHEREIN THE CAST TRACKS DOWN THE NINJAFIED JOIMUS AND ENDS UP IN A STICKY SITUATION IN THE HERSHEY FACTORY AS THEY FLEE ANGRY AMISH FOLK


Sid Wonka 1

Sid Wonka 2

 

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