This is a work of fiction, loosely based on the very real person, Russell Crowe. No insult or invasion of his privacy is intended. I do not know Mr. Crowe, nor any of the other real people mentioned in this story.

This story is for readers over the age of 18 only, and contains explicit adult language. The writer is not responsible for any "discomfort" caused to the reader by this language and these situations.

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