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I
woke with my face buried in his shoulder. It's a
wonderful shoulder, connecting a superb chest and arm,
and despite what that bitchy fashionista tv reporter
claims, he smells wonderful. I think it's a combination
of very expensive cologne, his own natural scent and
pheromones that probably make the gods weep in envy. I
inhaled deeply, sighed and snuggled in closer.
"Mmmmmmmmmm," I heard myself utter. The sounds of
contentment - ah yes.
"Comfy?" came the amused question. I felt his large hand
pull our coats more closely around us.
"Considering the circumstances, yeah. I mean - a
king-sized bed at a 4-star hotel would be really comfy,
but as makeshift beds in crashed planes go, this isn't
too bad." If I discounted muscle cramp, bruises, chilly
feet and the constant gnaw of hunger. I really did not
want to wake up and squinched my eyes more tightly shut
in hopes of drifting back into the pleasant sleepy doze
I'd been in for some time.
He
rested his chin on the top of my head briefly, hitched
himself around so we were on our sides facing each
other, and patted my ass with his free hand. "We're
gonna have to move out of this plane tomorrow - you know
that, don't you?"
Shit.
"I hate it when you're practical," I said into his
breastbone.
He
uttered a soft chuckle, still patting me on the rump,
adding some circling rubs to the repertoire. "I imagine
you're way more practical than I am, luv."
I
could feel him raising up, looking around or something.
I wondered idly what he could be looking for, given that
we'd pretty much explored every inch of the small area
of the plane that was habitable. "What is it - stop
wiggling, I wanna go back to sleep."
"I
heard something," he finally admitted.
"Wind."
"I do
not," he retorted indignantly, "have wind - oh, you mean
the wind? No, this wasn't the wind. It was more - I
dunno - stealthy."
All
my snuggling feelings fled and I instantly snapped back
into FBI operative mode. I was disengaged from him and
on my feet so fast I think I startled him. He gaped up
at me, brows raised, then realized I hadn't lost my mind
and restrained himself from asking stupid questions.
When I glanced down, he pointed toward the missing
pilots' cabin and mouthed, "From that direction." I
nodded, slid my feet into my shoes and moved forward, my
gun out of my bag, safety off. "Stay there," I hissed,
but of course, he was already right on my ass, walking
so close behind me he practically stepped on my heels. I
stopped dead, turned and snapped, "I said stay the fuck
there and I meant it."
"Well
don't get an attitude about it," he whispered back. But,
to give him credit, he stayed put as I continued my
stalk forward. He gestured once more and added, "To the
left."
I
reached the farthest forward porthole that wasn't buried
in snow and cautiously peeked out, trying to see without
being seen. Nothing but blowing snow and gathering dusk.
But then I, too, heard the non-wind sound, and it was
stealthy. Every sense on the alert, I maneuvered a bit
and continued looking out the window, only allowing
myself to move in front of it a little more. There -
definitely at the spot the fuselage was driven into the
snow and icy ground - was movement. My breath fogged the
window and I wiped at it with my sleeve.
"What
is it?" came a whispered inquiry from behind me.
"Dammit, are you right on my ass again, Crowe?" He was,
I could feel his breath on the back of my neck. "Could
you just once do what I tell you?" It was a pointless
question - of course, he wouldn't - but I had to ask it
anyway. "I'm going outside, now you stay the fuck
inside, got me?"
"Button your coat," he whispered, "and yeah, gotcha -
had ya - whatever."
I
"accidentally" stomped down on his toes with my heel and
moved away from him, leaving him hopping silently,
giving me a murderous look as I buttoned my coat, put on
my gloves and slunk out the door into the deep-freeze
outside. I gave him a cheery wave and smile as I shut
the door behind me. The air hit me like a sledge-hammer,
cold instantly finding every button hole and seam to
assault me. I had thought it was cold inside the plane.
I was wrong - that was only chilly in comparison to
this. I moved forward as quietly as I could, forcing my
teeth not to chatter.
I got
around to the area where plane and snow melded and
nothing was there. The snow was disturbed, however, and
what looked like tracks led off around the other side of
the fuselage, so I followed the signs, trying not to
crunch through the layers of white stuff that shrouded
the ground. My feet were already half-frozen, snow down
inside my shoes, but I had to cast those bodily
complaints off and concentrate on the important stuff -
like finding out what - or who - was leading me around
the plane. I edged around the front and peered down the
far side of the fuselage.
I was
face to face with a large, furry something with big
brown eyes. I bit back on a scream as I realized it
wasn't a human or a wolf or even a fierce bunny rabbit.
It had antlers and it was as startled as I was. "Moose,
God damn it!" I yelled. "Shoo, get away from here -
stupid thing - we aren't edible - at least not by the
likes of you!"
The
moose - it was female I think - simply whuffed mild
herbivore's breath over me, looked me over and turned
away.
"Shoo!" I yelled again, waving my arms.
"Shoot it, shoot it!" came advice from the peanut
gallery.
I
turned to find Russell right behind me. "Are you out
here? Did I not tell you to stay the hell in the plane?"
"Venison!" he said succintly, pointing to where the
moose - and it was a "she" - was making her way through
the snow towards the trees a few feet away. "Moose steak
- food - shoot it!!"
I put
the safety on, lowered my gun and just gave Russell a
disgusted glare. "I am not going to shoot a moose, you
idiot - how would we cook it?" I could only imagine
bleeding it, slicing it open with a Swiss Army Knife and
trying to put the monster thing on a spit. Even if we
had a big enough fire, which we didn't. "Besides," I
added, "I'm not shooting a mother moose - she's probably
carrying a calf or fawn or whatchamallem, and maybe has
one stashed in the trees from last winter."
"Moose steak," he repeated disconsolately, turned and
went back in the plane.
I'd
eaten moose once - didn't care for it. But the idea of
steak of any kind set off pangs of hunger that were
almost painful. "I'd settle for a quarter pounder with
cheese, Lord," I said, looking up into the sky. "An air
drop of Beanie-Weenies would go good right now -
whatever you can spare, Lord." No canned beans and
franks fell from the sky, so I trudged back inside in
Russell's wake, shutting the door firmly and engaging
the locking bar.
Russell was sitting in one of the seats, gazing out the
nearest window. He didn't say anything as I came in and
sat to take off my shoes. "God, my feet are frozen," I
said in disgust. I rubbed them and switched into my dry
pair of socks, draping the snowy pair over a seat back
to melt and dry.
"Venison," I heard from his direction.
"Oh,
will you get over it? I was not going to shoot Bambi
just to fill your damned stomach."
"Hmmf," came a disgusted huff.
I
heard his stomach growl from three feet away as a sort
of punctuation to his griping. I stifled laughter and
went into the bathroom. Once in there with the door
shut, I sat on the john and allowed myself to giggle at
how he'd looked when he'd yelled at me to shoot the
moose. As if my popgun would put an animal that size on
the ground anyway. Well, actually, it might - but what
would I have done with it then? I pictured my tiny army
knife with its inch-long blade and laughed into my
hands, shaking my head at him and at myself. I think I
was losing it. I got up, pulled up my pants and wiped my
hands on a paper towel. A glance in the mirror showed me
a woman who need a full day at Elizabeth Arden, or, at
the very least, a comb, some Prescriptives Flight Cream
and a good hot meal full of protein and comfort carbs.
Baked potato!!
The
image of a steaming Idaho spud with melted butter, salt
and pepper and maybe some melted cheese just about bent
me double with want. My own stomach growl was almost as
loud as Russell's had been. "Shit, shit - stop thinking
about food!" I unlocked the door and walked out of the
bathroom.
"I'm
going to heat some soup - can we make a fire?" Russell
asked me.
"What
- inside here - no way!"
He
shot me a disgusted look and explained, "No, silly -
right outside by the door - I noticed a lot of deadfall
wood and shit - can we start a fire, do you think? Will
the bad guys be able to find us if we make smoke?"
"The
bad guys can find us even if we don't make smoke," I
pointed out, thinking of tracking devices, weather
reports, air traffic controllers, the Bureau and,
inevitably, the bad guys who wanted to grab this man and
hold him for a huge ransom. "But I'm so hungry, I'm
going to be really stupid here and agree we can try to
make a fire."
So I
put my shoes and coat back on, donned my gloves, and,
with my gun's reassuring weight in my pocket, went back
outside where we set about gathering wood for a fire.
We
actually managed to achieve one with several false
starts and a couple of burned fingers, and heated water,
using that to make some packets of instant soup from the
smashed galley into a hot meal, adding crackers and the
remains of his Kit-Kat bar. He insisted we keep the rest
of my candy for the next day. "We're almost out of
stuff," he said practically. "And you wouldn't shoot the
fuckin' moose."
"Will
you shut up about the fucking moose? Sheesh, I am not
about to kill a moose just to fill your belly, Crowe -
get over it!"
He
put out the fire, dousing it with snow, scattering the
stubborn embers with his foot and kicking a whole layer
of snow over it. He stomped on that, tromping it down
firmly, then glanced up at me, a silly grin on his face.
"I'm getting over it, in case you wondered."
I had
to laugh, "So that was - what? A temper tantrum - you
stomping on the snow in revenge?"
"Somewhat," he agreed, and dragged me inside out of the
cold. "Come on, it's full dark and getting colder, let's
get situated to keep some of our body heat."
"You
want to fuck me now?" I asked, as he actually swept me
off my feet and carried me to the tarp-draped "boudoir"
where we slept and, often, recreated.
"Dessert - you wouldn't shoot the moose - you didn't say
anything about no dessert," came the logical response.
"Oh,
Crowe - you are incorrigible - oooh!"
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